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pw3n:

Fantasy Map:...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a386b3b795f1509c5cd1d9b9ebf3c0f4/tumblr_ml9g4ntpno1qztyw9o1_r2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is so awesome. We can dream, right?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pw3n.tumblr.com/post/47984436125/fantasy-map-victoria-integrated-transit"&gt;pw3n&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Fantasy Map: Victoria Integrated Transit Authority&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Update: now with more routes in Fairfield!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Introduction: This is a fantasy/proposed transit network for Victoria, BC, Canada. I’ve been working on this off-and-on since the summer of 2011. It’s been a long process because I’ve tried to make this work not only as a nice looking graphic, but also as a maybe, somewhat, kinda plausible and functioning transit network. No destroying entire neighbourhoods and no monorails. However, with that in mind, I should mention I have absolutely no background in urban or transit planning. I have a few transit books and I follow &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/humantransit"&gt;@humantransit&lt;/a&gt;. So if you do this for a living and I’ve just made your head hurt, sorry.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Full size map &lt;a href="http://owenlett.com/img/vita-map-v01.png"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Check out the &lt;a href="http://pw3n.tumblr.com/post/47984436125/fantasy-map-victoria-integrated-transit"&gt;full post&lt;/a&gt; for more details.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/48132259396</link><guid>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/48132259396</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2013 14:01:43 -0400</pubDate><category>yyj</category><category>transit</category><category>victoria</category></item><item><title>"The ticket(s) you ordered for SASQUATCH! FESTIVAL have been printed! They will be shipped to you..."</title><description>“The ticket(s) you ordered for SASQUATCH! FESTIVAL have been printed! They will be shipped to you shortly via UPS.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Can’t wait.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/47713032907</link><guid>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/47713032907</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 14:05:29 -0400</pubDate><category>sasquatch</category><category>sasquatch 2013</category></item><item><title>
Ridiculous Fishing
The new iOS gaming hotness is Ridiculous...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vzKcJ8QFbMk?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;h1&gt;Ridiculous Fishing&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The new iOS gaming hotness is &lt;a href="http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/stat?id=ckdAAyOoBpI&amp;offerid=146261&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=https%253A%252F%252Fitunes.apple.com%252Fus%252Fapp%252Fridiculous-fishing-tale-redemption%252Fid601831815%253Fmt%253D8%2526uo%253D4%2526partnerId%253D30"&gt;Ridiculous Fishing&lt;/a&gt;. In it, you try to get your hook as deep as you can, then catch as many fish as you can on the way up, and finally shoot as many of the fish as you can with a gun. There are also chainsaws and an in-game Twitter clone called Byrdr. This game is ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres and fun as hell. Highly recommended.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kottke.org/13/03/ridiculous-fishing" title="Kottke.org"&gt;(via Kottke.org)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We are living in an unbelievable age. It is becoming easier and easier to create a publish your own game, it’s no wonder why big game studios are struggling.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Watch the trailer, it sold me.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/45842380122</link><guid>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/45842380122</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2013 12:56:30 -0400</pubDate><category>ridiculous fishing</category><category>iphone</category><category>ios</category><category>ios games</category><category>iphone games</category></item><item><title>Was about to get coffee and then got a birthday delivery. Thanks...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4bfe0f9dcc50025895228e9f1768abfc/tumblr_mjkjk02zFR1rqccdbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Was about to get coffee and then got a birthday delivery. Thanks @pixelunion.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/45219194614</link><guid>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/45219194614</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2013 18:24:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Well this is one of the saddest things I’ve seen in a long...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/57126054" width="400" height="168" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well this is one of the saddest things I’ve seen in a long time. I’m so grateful that I have the choice to eat local, farm-raised meat and produce.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://kottke.org/13/03/how-our-food-gets-to-the-table" title="How Our Food Gets to the Table"&gt;kottke&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/45118068491</link><guid>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/45118068491</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 13:21:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Recline and Fall of Western Civilization</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.slate.com/articles/life/a_fine_whine/2013/02/reclining_airplane_seats_are_a_terrible_idea_and_should_be_banned.single.html"&gt;The Recline and Fall of Western Civilization&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;h1 class="sl-art-head-dek"&gt;Tilting your seat back on an airplane is pure evil. But so is installing seats that recline in the first place.&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yes, yes, yes.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/43510346982</link><guid>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/43510346982</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2013 16:34:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>“Edward and Bella” — A Bad Lip Reading of...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FmxSk0wZxss?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;h1&gt;“Edward and Bella” — A Bad Lip Reading of Twilight&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This just gets better and better as it goes on.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/40698772656</link><guid>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/40698772656</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2013 14:54:21 -0500</pubDate><category>twilight</category></item><item><title>On repeat.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/c3UTzZv8z0Y?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;On repeat.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/40632675232</link><guid>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/40632675232</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2013 18:05:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Katie Schwartz: Why I Want to Marry Pixel Union</title><description>&lt;a href="http://katieschwartz.tumblr.com/post/39990806568/why-i-want-to-marry-pixel-union"&gt;Katie Schwartz: Why I Want to Marry Pixel Union&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;People like this make going into work an absolute pleasure.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://katieschwartz.tumblr.com/post/39990806568/why-i-want-to-marry-pixel-union"&gt;katieschwartz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/03e1a8e56e5bfc86a9aa052c0d5f1888/tumblr_inline_mgai6fK4Wq1qzoykm.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;See my template? It’s from &lt;a href="http://www.pixelunion.net/" target="_blank"&gt;Pixel Union&lt;/a&gt;. I love this design, but what I love just as much is the quality of service. The brains and talent behind Pixel Union is unbelievable. They have an abundance of gorgeous Tumblr designs for bloggers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ve been working with Calvin and he’s been…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/39997003454</link><guid>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/39997003454</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2013 01:20:11 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Walking to the Bank</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Walking to the bank.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Walking to the bank.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Get twenty feet from the bank.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Forget you&amp;#8217;re walking to the bank.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Walk to your office.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Get to your office.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Realize it&amp;#8217;s not the bank.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Write a shitty poem about your failure.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/39509994205</link><guid>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/39509994205</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2013 18:06:13 -0500</pubDate><category>poetry</category></item><item><title>Yup, Nope, Alright</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" height="320" src="http://cdn.jockular.com/assets/images/2012/05/4fa7cf7f0c45b.gif" width="569"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For more amazing GIFs like this, check out &lt;a href="http://missedhighfive.tumblr.com/" title="Missed High Five"&gt;Missed High Five&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/37896065417</link><guid>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/37896065417</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2012 02:18:00 -0500</pubDate><category>gif</category></item><item><title>literallydied:

A Month-ish of Christmas Music
Julian...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1wS-k66MKgs?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://literallydied.tumblr.com/post/36894660724/a-month-ish-of-christmas-music-julian-casablancas"&gt;literallydied&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A Month-ish of Christmas Music&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Julian Casablancas - I Wish it was Christmas Today&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is a certified club banger as far as Christmas music is concerned. Play loudly.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Love this man.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/37042905150</link><guid>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/37042905150</guid><pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2012 12:53:38 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Trust me. I know these vents like the back of my Chang."</title><description>“Trust me. I know these vents like the back of my Chang.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Señor Chang&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/36049999951</link><guid>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/36049999951</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2012 00:51:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/44878206" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/35308579823</link><guid>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/35308579823</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2012 20:30:45 -0500</pubDate><category>robots</category><category>dubstep</category></item><item><title>A Review of Lightbulbs</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.marco.org/2012/07/31/two-new-led-bulbs"&gt;A Review of Lightbulbs&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I absolutely love the fact that this exists. A review of LED lightbulbs from a normal person with real recommendations.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I wish there were more honest reviews about things we use every day.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/35228685449</link><guid>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/35228685449</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2012 17:53:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The Star Wars Saga: Introducing Machete Order</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.nomachetejuggling.com/2011/11/11/the-star-wars-saga-suggested-viewing-order/"&gt;The Star Wars Saga: Introducing Machete Order&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Really want to try this with &lt;a href="http://dearpip.tumblr.com/"&gt;@dearpip&lt;/a&gt; as I’m pretty sure she’s still a Star Wars virgin (at least in the sense of seeing all movies start to finish, I’m sure she’s caught some clips on TV).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Playing the movies slightly out of order (IV, V, II, III, VI) &lt;strong&gt;and&lt;/strong&gt; removing Episode I sounds like a fantastic way to watch the series.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/33283121438</link><guid>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/33283121438</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2012 00:40:54 -0400</pubDate><category>star wars</category><category>machete order</category><category>goodbye jar jar</category></item><item><title>The Failures of Tech Review Blogs</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/09/10/hp-spectre-one-all-in-one-envy-20-envy-23-pavilion-20/"&gt;The Failures of Tech Review Blogs&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;With the whole Apple vs Samsung debacle dominating the news outlets for much of late August, I find it shocking that &lt;em&gt;Engadget&lt;/em&gt; (and &lt;em&gt;The Verge&lt;/em&gt;) failed to mention the &lt;strong&gt;shocking&lt;/strong&gt; similarity between HP’s ‘new’ Spectre One all-in-one desktop and Apple’s iMac.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/31283847158</link><guid>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/31283847158</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2012 15:47:53 -0400</pubDate><category>how do you not mention the iMac</category></item><item><title>"Nothing quite like a hangover that hits at 9pm."</title><description>“Nothing quite like a hangover that hits at 9pm.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Me, post beerfest.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/31177478285</link><guid>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/31177478285</guid><pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2012 00:37:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Hand made beerfest necklace waving hello. Can’t wait. ...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma1nv96N6L1rqccdbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hand made beerfest necklace waving hello. Can’t wait.  (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagram.com"&gt;Instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/31138219621</link><guid>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/31138219621</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2012 14:40:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Why I Instantly Hate Everyone</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m just one of those people that likes to get their hate on. While for the most part it&amp;#8217;s not a purebred hatred (though pig parkers are definitely close), there is something about our species that makes it &lt;em&gt;really&lt;/em&gt; easy to rub each other the wrong way.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Unfortunately, this is exascerbated by the fact that there are some &lt;em&gt;fucking idiots&lt;/em&gt; walking the planet. We&amp;#8217;re not really talking about people that are stupid, per se, we&amp;#8217;re talking about people that go out of their way to do stupid things - the difference is important.&lt;!-- more --&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h2&gt;The Case of the Toilet&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I live in a relatively nice neighbourhood. People walk their dogs, we&amp;#8217;re close to a beautiful park, traffic down our streets is slow - it&amp;#8217;s just nice. But nice places get ruined by assholes. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;One of the houses in the neighbourhood was going through a renovation. On completion they ended up with a spare toilet and thought, &amp;#8220;You know what? Somebody might need this.&amp;#8221; So they did what we all do: put it outside of their house and popped a little &amp;#8216;free&amp;#8217; sign on it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now, granted, the odds of somebody passing by and going, &amp;#8220;Oh, shit, I&amp;#8217;m in dire need of a used toilet from the 70&amp;#8217;s - PERFECT&amp;#8221; is pretty slim, the option is available. That is, of course, until our asshole comes into play.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;At some point during the night some &lt;em&gt;fucking douchebag&lt;/em&gt; thought it would be a good idea to kick the toilet over thus smashing the top of it off. Instead of having a free toilet on the side of the road we have garbage. What has to go through your idiotic brain to do something like that? Hate.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h2&gt;The Case of the Email&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A friend of mine told me this quick little story about how his mum had sent a friend of hers a long email with life updates and how-are-you&amp;#8217;s. A week went by with no reply until an interesting email popped up in her inbox.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It wasn&amp;#8217;t a reply from her friend, no, it was a reply from a stranger. Oops - she had got her friend&amp;#8217;s email address wrong. But this was no ordinary &amp;#8220;wrong email&amp;#8221; replies. The email, I&amp;#8217;m afraid, read something like this:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;wrong email you fucking cunt&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now, I&amp;#8217;m all for profanity; I think it&amp;#8217;s great. But there are lines in life and this clearly crossed it. All this email accomplished was making a woman scared of the internet (as she probably should be, now that I think of it - it&amp;#8217;s a scary place).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, the next time you think your friend is being a little too cynical on the world, just remember all of the assholes that populate it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/30529348513</link><guid>http://blog.graygilmore.com/post/30529348513</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2012 13:47:00 -0400</pubDate><category>people suck</category></item></channel></rss>
